This is easily one of the coolest things

that's ever happened to me. Outta nowhere,

I get an email from Amazon, inviting me to join Vine.

So I'm like "What's Vine?"

 

Check this out: According to Amazon, a lot of people

read my Amazon reviews. People find me helpful! So in the

Vine program, I can order from a limited selection of free items

from Amazon in exchange for honest reviews. 

 

So basically, Amazon was all "This one knows how to count. Let's give him free sh*&it." 

 

Like, I don't even have to pay shipping.  

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This is the best recognition I've ever gotten for my writing. I feel like a kid on one of those old toy store shopping sprees.  (A long time ago they had these things called shopping sprees a kid could win and run around a toy store and grab as much stuff as they can within a certain amount of time or money.)

 

I always wanted to win a shopping spree. You guys! Awesome!

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I'm still learning the rules, like I can't post my reviews to other websites I think. And I don't think I can monetize the reviews via affiliate blah blah we're cool. 

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You can only see my reviews on my Amazon Profile page for now, but I'm trying to figure out how to get them here. I don't get paid for the reviews, so these are honest. Some may contain humorous content. Be warned.